Quotes tagged as "cats" Showing 1-30 of 1,016 “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” ― Robert A. Heinlein And that’s living. A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.6.) Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.”“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”“I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.”Here are some more cat quotes that you might enjoy!“It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.”“I have lived with several Zen Masters – all of them cats.”“Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?”“A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.”“The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.” Kyle is a professional web designer and author who keeps our cat name search tools running. If you’re gonna make it to the top, get a grip on this rock, and get a grip on yourself.77.) – Ursula Andress65. – Robert A. Heinlein19. – P. G. Wodehouse40. We've collected 50 of the most memorable cat quips spoken or put to pen by famous people from all walks of life. Cats are not new to the world of literature either. No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.”20.) Sailors brought them on board their ships to take care of the mice population and ancient Egyptians saw cats as sacred. It’s a great mixture of funny, cute and inspirational 7. Read the funny, heartwarming, and profound quotes about cats below, uttered by such luminaries as Albert Einstein, Emily Dickinson, and Ernest Hemingway! – Garrison Keillor67. I wish that my writing was as mysterious as a cat.50.)
I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
Cats believe they are God.14.) The cat is the second most popular pet in America after fish but ahead of dogs. Whether you need a good laugh or grieving the loss of your beloved feline-friend, every cat lover will appreciate these purr-fect cat quotes. – John Dobbin103.
I say, “Can he name a kitten?67.)
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.28.) Enjoy these cat quotes that are sometimes funny, sometimes cute, but make us love our feline friends even more. Since each of us is blessed with only one life, why not live it with a cat? – Joan Asper McIntosh89.
He's also a writer & researcher helping provide great feline content. Check out this selection of inspirational and funny pet quotes and sayings. By creating an account, you accept the terms and The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”“I gave my cats a bath the other day … they love it.
– William Shakespeare23.
I mean, they’re really cute obviously. – Terry Pratchett74. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.”“Cats have it all: admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.”“I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.”“I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. Most beds sleep up to six cats. Dogs believe they are human. – Pam Brown58. The 52 Funniest Cat Quotes “
Famous Cat Quotes.
Wish you a great day. The trouble with cats is that they’ve got no tact. Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
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Cats are smart. I got rid of my husband. You can keep a dog, but it is the cat who keeps people because cats find humans useful domestic animals.38.) Happy birthday now join the dark side.
If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.21.)
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. I went to a hunting party once, I didn’t like it.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.43.) When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner.”“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”“The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you.”“A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.”“Cats do care. – Miguel de Cervantes43. – Georgina Strickland Gates18. I have lived with several Zen Masters – all of them cats.55.) Funny and Inspirational Cat Quotes | Cats Rule the World If you need a good laugh then check out my cat quotes !
Well, some go this way, and some go that way. I take care of my flowers and my cats.
– Wesley Bates55. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. Mouthwatering recipes, handy kitchen tips, and more delivered to your inbox
Cats are the most adorable pets one can have ever!
The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you. Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. You seem to be logged out. – John Dingman107.
Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.
A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs.
Cats have it all — admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.
Only a few find the way, some don’t recognize it when they do – some… don’t ever want to.84.)
Her function is to sit and be admired. A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there’s not a thing you can do about it.10.)
– Linda W. Lewis71. You know it and I know it.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. When a woman reaches a certain age, she starts to collect cats. The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.79.) Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic. – Deborah A. Edwards47. The proper order of things is often a mystery to me.The Cheshire cat is a fictional character in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland written by Lewis Carroll. The cat does not negotiate with the mouse.