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Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. The husband replies, "He says he knows you." He said to the priest, "Father, have you been drinking?" Driving Jokes A man was driving down the road A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. Officer: Don't have one?
As the policeman starting writing the ticket he noticed the box was full of nails and tacks. Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. One liner tags: car, kids, men. The Air Force guy twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to come. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. She didn’t think it was as funny as I did.The son asks, "Dad, what's an alcoholic?"
Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. share.
The man replies, "Well son, see those two cars coming towards us? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Woman: I can't do that. So the nun driving slams on the breaks, and the man jumps on the windshield and starts shrieking at the top of his lungs. The cop then asked him, "Then why can I smell wine?" Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" One liner tags: car, life, sarcastic. "A man is driving along a dusty old back road when he sees a sign that says, "Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. 3 weeks ago I stretched it to 36 inches, two weeks ago it was 48 inches.
"A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. He drifted toward the side of the road as if to hit them, then pulled back. He looks quite puzzled.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby. "A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctors appointment. I'm a woman. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. This enraged the former cop.
'nowhere a cop pulls him over for speeding. 83.42 % / 1567 votes. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. I didn't know what else to say...A man in his 40's bought a new Tesla Model S and was out for a nice evening drive. "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.A guy is driving his brand new Ferrari down the streets, as he stops at a trafic light, he recognizes an old friend from high shcool driving a barely functionning Fiero. There was a John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
He is greeted by the bartender who promptly asks him what he would like to drink. He heads inside and is greeted by the store clerk. Officer: Why not? The guy's wife says ''What'd he say?'' When they knocked on the door, a gorgeous woman answered. The women looks at her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
More jokes about: driving, health, stupid, work A priest was driving down the road one day when getting stopped by a cop. The cop looks in the car and sees the three penguins sitting on the front seat.
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. Older Woman: I stole this car. He then sings out “You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel”One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic muffin. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. He says to the Army guy, "I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship"
The coffin flies out of the hearse and it bounces all around the town, it cannot stop.A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the wind shield. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Officer : Don't have one? His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!
Angry, he drifted over again. I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus.
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. He exclaims, “You’ve got three penguins in your car!”After coming to a halt he looks at the wreck and realizes the front tire and rim had come off causing the crash. he replied "I'm starving".