But it’s a pleasurable one. Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.45. The key to a successful relationship is to clear your internet history. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Refinnej Sin117. Sep 27, 2018 - This board was created by L. B. Sommer the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. – Cathy Carlyle127.
Marriage does not only require you to deal with expenses and the toilet seat, you also have to deal with feelings and the last resort, the lawyers.42. It is not love that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do.27.
Staying in love with the same person for you’re the rest of your life is a miracle.41.
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– George Burns30.
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family. About 30 pounds. – Cindy Garner21. When you mix your words and actions with a little humor, your loved one will find your moments together more memorable and special. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. Redmerski115. According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. By using LiveAbout, you accept ourFunny Divorce Quotes for That Bittersweet ExperienceA Collection of Quotations on Mothers and Motherhood Marriage has no guarantees. – Henny Youngman92. Love is a fire. – Justina124. My wife gets all the money I make.
– Phyllis Schlafly19. I’ll do the dishes.32. “Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.” – Friedrich Nietzsche. You share such a great stuff. I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Ten percent sex, 90 percent guilt. The poor bastard might be lost, stuck in an island or something.48. – Ring Lardner15. – Kathy Mohnke53.
I love being married. When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.’26. Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it. Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements. – Woody Allen60. I wish there’s a traffic light to tell me when to stop, go and slow down when I took this road of falling in love.46. – Agatha Christie163.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Give that person a hug. Now, all the kids talk about are sex, relationship and heartbreak.39. True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. – Woody Allen101. If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back. – Zsa Zsa Gabor73. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. – Joan Crawford116. Funny situations occur when you have complicated relationships. When relationships go sour, it helps to look at the funny side.
If you can fake that, you’re in. To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.49. You can’t put a price tag on love. – Phyllis Diller5. My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. A person in love partly becomes a poet, a composer and the corniest person in the room.69.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. – Ralphie May153. Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. – Groucho Marx100. Studies show that couples who laugh together stay together. Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlist.
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